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Have a good show, everybody.
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Okay, we're set.
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And--
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You ever spend so much time
trying to help someone
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that you ended up needing help
because the motherfucker
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you thought needed help
didn't need it?
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You can't force things
on somebody that don't want it.
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You hear that, vegans?
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Everybody don't want
to eat no damn kale.
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Some of us want pork chop,
ribs, and steaks
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and snake dicks
and real dicks.
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Snake dick's pretty good
if you boil 'em first.
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Y'all enjoy the fucking show.
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Why did that feel like
the longest trip of my life?
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Right?
I love y'all,
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but I can identify everyone
in that RV by smell alone.
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Y'all, I haven't been at
this house in forever.
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Last time I was here, Granny
made me eat three bananas
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and jump around in a circle.
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What the hell
she do that for?
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She thought it would
make me straight,
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but all it did was
made me hate bananas.
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Ah, and bananas
look like dicks,
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so it probably
made you more gay.
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Hey, can we hurry this up?
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'Cause I gotta go
to the bathroom.
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When did Trina paint
this house?
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You ain't know
she painted it, baby?
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No, I didn't know
she painted.
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Again, can you please
open the door?
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I gotta go.
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Baby, what's going on?
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This bitch changed
the damn locks.
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I don't know why you let her
live here in the first place.
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The same reason why
I let you live with me--
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making bad-ass decisions.
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Trina!
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Oh.
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Trina!
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Hey, family.
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Move!
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- Hey, girl.
- Well, thank you.
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Trina, why the hell
my key don't work?
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And why the fuck you looking
like a Beyoncé horse?
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I changed the locks.
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So why did you
change the locks?
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'Cause Lil' Cap had that key.
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And I told him he was
not getting a new one
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until he got me pregnant.
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- Why would you want him to--
- It ain't worth it.
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And what's all
that paint outside?
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Ain't that nice?
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They call that color
Romesco Macadamia Hibiscus.
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Do you even know what any
of those words mean?
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Yeah, it mean purple.
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Who told you you could paint
the whole damn Mama house
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like a Taco Bell?
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The lease never said
I had to ask.
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Bitch, you ain't
got no lease.
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Oh, right.
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See, bitch,
we ain't got no lease.
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Oh, my damn, Trina.
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Is that a TV or a billboard?
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What is that,
about 85 inches, girl?
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- It's actually 86.
- Yep.
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Mm-hmm, I got the little
extra inch added custom.
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Little 4K, little soundboard.
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This is my lil'
home theater situation.
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And where the lil' home
you stole it from, Trina?
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Come on now, Pat.
I ain't steal this.
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I'm just blessed.
You know, blessings up.
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Something up, but it
ain't no damn blessin'.
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Hey, yo, Trina,
why your toilet light up?
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I don't care what
my piss look like in purple.
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Wait, you got
the Titan Maxi-rest MX600?
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- Do.
- Oh, I gotta Tok that.
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Hey, look, whatever you do,
don't push the button
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with the tornado on it.
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It twisted up my insides.
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And it work real good too.
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Last time I used it,
I knocked loose a meatball
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I ate way back in 2019.
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Trina, how many settings does
this massage chair have, huh?
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- Oh, 25.
- Yeah?
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Mm-hmm.
Oh, but anything over 20...
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- Mm-hmm.
- Gonna fuck up your marriage.
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19...
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and a half.
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Oh, oh, all right,
all right, no, no.
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Now, Trina, don't you
got three kids?
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Why are you spending
all your money like this?
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That's what
I'm talking about,
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all this unnecessary shit.
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Oh, my damn.
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Now why are
y'all worried about
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what I'm doing with my money?
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You sound just like
your damn mama.
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And you're starting
to smell like her too.
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Skin So Soft and scammer.
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First of all, I am nothing
like my mama, okay?
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Pat, if we can get us
one of these,
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I could strap you
to something like this,
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we could do some thangs.
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Go put it on 20 and ride
the fuck out by yourself.
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T, what happened to saving
money for Janelle's college?
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God got her.
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See, that's what
I'm talking about, Trina.
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Young people like you
don't think about
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fucking generational wealth.
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Oh, girl.
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I bet you them bald-head,
blind, dumb-ass kids
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ain't got one penny saved.
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Well, not yet.
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But, you know...
♪ I, I, I, I ♪
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♪ Sound like you 'bout
to lie-I-I-I ♪
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Where are you getting all
this damn money from?
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Oh, hell no.
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Who is that?
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My mama.
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I know that ain't Pat.
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What the hell?
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Tanya, when the hell
you get out of prison?
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Now is that the way you treat
somebody you ain't seen
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since UPN was
the Underpaid Negro Network?
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♪ Come on, it's time to go ♪
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♪ It's "The Ms. Pat Show" ♪
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Hey. Y'all know what?
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I think this is the first time
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y'all all been out of jail
at the same time.
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Uh-huh. Ain't God good?
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Mm-hmm.
He good when he wanna be.
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Ooh, but he be pissing me off
too, though.
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I remember Granny called
y'all the Triflin' Three.
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Okay, first of all,
correction.
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I ain't as triflin'
as I used to be.
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Now I can't speak for Thelma
and LaWeave over there.
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- Yeah, they triflin'.
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, excuse me,
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but I am the only one
with a Black-owned business.
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That's something Jeff Bezos
could never do.
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Be poor?
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Ha!
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But what about you, Pat?
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I see you a comedian
and everything now.
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Look at you.
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Oh, I'm doing a little
something-something.
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- Mm-hmm.
- A little something?
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Please, she got
a whole-ass show out here.
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Mm-hmm, that's the whole
reason we're in Atlanta.
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See, that right there.
I told you.
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I always told you
your ass was funny.
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See, Pat and me, we used
to be damn near a comedy team
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back in the day.
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She was the punch;
I was the line.
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Right? Right, girl?
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See, I always knew.
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I knew you was gonna
do something big one day.
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Oh, I ain't big yet,
but I'm working on it.
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What about you?
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Why you still
living around here?
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Girl, a 50-year-old felon?
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Where the hell am I supposed
to go, the Hamptons?
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I mean,
Martha Stewart did it.
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Plus, I like being here
with Trina
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and helping out
with my grandbabies.
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I'm good.
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Tanya, how you paying
for all this fancy shit?
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With money.
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- What money?
- My money.
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Don't you mean "our money"?
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Child, you ain't got
no money.
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Hey, y'all, the RV
is officially cleaned
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and defunk-ta-fied.
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Well, me and my nose
thank you for that, T.
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You know what,
Ashley and Brandon?
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I forgot to mention to y'all.
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Lloyd been trying
to reach out to you.
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Have you heard from him lately?
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Lloyd?
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The Lloyd that was married
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and got Ma pregnant
in elementary school?
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The Lloyd that shot my mama
in the back of the head?
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The one that gave her
them crusty crabs? That Lloyd?
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Fuck you, Junebug.
My crabs wasn't crusty.
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They were fried.
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Look, he been trying
to call y'all, okay?
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Our dad, call us?
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Look, I just heard
that he was sick is all.
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Well, I knew the nigga
was sick 37 years ago.
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No, no, I'm talking like
that nigga sick-sick.
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Okay? Like damn-near-dead sick.
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Like if he blink too long,
the shit might stick-stick.
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Look. I'm just
telling you, y'all.
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He's trying
to reach out to you.
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You need to see him
while you here, okay?
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I mean, I get that there's
tension and everything,
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but, hey, at least
he did y'all a favor,
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shit, by fucking your mama.
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Mama, you gonna have
to dial it back a little bit.
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Pat, they didn't know
y'all fucked?
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Ash, we can't keep
dodging this, all right?
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This is serious.
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Our dad is really sick.
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- Dad, are you okay?
- I feel fine.
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He feel fine.
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Stop playin'.
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You know I'm talking
about Lloyd.
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Now, we need to go see him.
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I don't need to do anything.
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He never came to see me, ever.
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Okay, well,
people can change.
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That ain't got nothing
to do with me.
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Just like he decided
that my life
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had nothing to do with him.
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Oh, well, I guess
it's complicated for me.
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I actually give a shit
about my family.
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- Boy.
- Okay, okay, y'all.
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Careful, though, Ash.
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You don't want
that guilt to grip you
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in the middle of the night
because you never made amends.
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If I never talk to Lloyd
again, I would not feel guilty.
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Everything he put Mama through
as a child, we had to witness.
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He destroyed our childhoods.
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- Lloyd can go to hell.
- Ooh.
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Whoa, listen now.
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I ain't no stranger to the pain
that Lloyd has caused.
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But this ain't the way
to handle that.
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You don't talk
to Grandma Jewell anymore
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after what she did to you.
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Baby, that's different.
Shh.
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- How?
- Shut up, Junebug.
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Ash, you're acting
like I'm asking y'all
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to go to the daddy-daughter
dance or something.
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Now, you know damn well
that fool can't go
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within 50 miles of no school.
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I'm just saying that
we should hear out
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his last wishes, y'all, damn.
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Okay, y'all, how 'bout this?
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How 'bout we all just
take a breath, okay,
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and I take y'all
and treat y'all
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to a nice meal
at my fabulous place of work?
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Hmm?
Good energy, good food.
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Oh, and y'all gotta meet
my coworker, Shatoya.
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She been dying to meet y'all.
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Why in the world would
your coworker want to meet us?
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Oh, 'cause we just
real tight, you know?
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And plus, she's been wanting to
see what my family all about.
248
00:08:57,793 --> 00:09:01,310
All right.
Well, um, I can definitely eat.
249
00:09:01,379 --> 00:09:04,068
Don't nobody want to go eat
at no Waffle House.
250
00:09:04,137 --> 00:09:06,517
I got a better job now.
251
00:09:06,586 --> 00:09:07,965
Where?
252
00:09:08,034 --> 00:09:09,517
- The Griddle Trap.
- Ugh.
253
00:09:09,586 --> 00:09:11,827
Oh, wow!
254
00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:14,000
That's just so much better.
Come on!
255
00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:22,172
They put it down.
256
00:09:22,241 --> 00:09:23,482
Okay?
257
00:09:23,551 --> 00:09:24,965
Let me tell you something.
258
00:09:25,034 --> 00:09:27,620
I can't believe
that Wild Wild Westend Mall
259
00:09:27,689 --> 00:09:29,137
Hot Wing Finesse still works.
260
00:09:29,206 --> 00:09:31,931
We been doing that shit
since we was Janelle's age.
261
00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,448
Okay, so Pat distract
the bitch behind the counter.
262
00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:37,103
Then me and Denise do
the dash without paying
263
00:09:37,172 --> 00:09:38,827
for the lemon pepper wet.
264
00:09:38,896 --> 00:09:40,482
Y'all should have seen
Janelle damn face
265
00:09:40,551 --> 00:09:42,103
once she realized
what was going on.
266
00:09:42,172 --> 00:09:43,517
She got the hell up
outta there.
267
00:09:43,586 --> 00:09:45,620
I'm trying to be
a college freshman next year,
268
00:09:45,689 --> 00:09:48,482
not a felon.
269
00:09:48,551 --> 00:09:49,965
No offense to the felons
in the room.
270
00:09:50,034 --> 00:09:51,793
- You good.
- You're good.
271
00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:53,551
I can't believe
how many people
272
00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:55,172
actually recognized y'all.
273
00:09:55,241 --> 00:09:57,896
Oh, bay-bay, we used to run
these streets back in the day.
274
00:09:57,965 --> 00:10:01,000
Mm, up, down,
all the way around.
275
00:10:01,068 --> 00:10:05,103
♪ Pussy to the crack
and all the way back ♪
276
00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:08,551
Y'all, like, hood famous,
especially you, cousin Tanya.
277
00:10:08,620 --> 00:10:11,724
Yeah, but back in the day,
people just referred to me
278
00:10:11,793 --> 00:10:14,310
as Rabbit's lil' cousin.
279
00:10:14,379 --> 00:10:16,137
Dang, Ma, you really
was that girl, huh?
280
00:10:16,206 --> 00:10:18,758
Mm-hmm, as you young people
say, pop your collar.
281
00:10:18,827 --> 00:10:20,827
Ain't nobody say that.
282
00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:26,931
See, your mama, she the whole
reason I got sent to prison.
283
00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,793
Don't say that shit
in front of my daughter.
284
00:10:28,862 --> 00:10:30,379
That was your decision.
285
00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:31,517
Was it?
286
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:32,793
The fuck that supposed
to mean?
287
00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:34,586
Hey, hey.
288
00:10:34,655 --> 00:10:37,620
It's time for the show, Pat.
289
00:10:37,689 --> 00:10:39,137
You know? You remember?
290
00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,068
We got a show tonight,
so come on, get on up.
291
00:10:42,137 --> 00:10:44,344
Yeah, we gotta make sure
that thang sold out,
292
00:10:44,413 --> 00:10:46,482
'cause you know people
be excited to say they coming
293
00:10:46,551 --> 00:10:48,586
and even quicker to say
they sorry they can't make it.
294
00:10:48,655 --> 00:10:49,793
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
- Hey, you know,
295
00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,206
why don't I help y'all
spread the word?
296
00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:52,655
No, honey, we good.
297
00:10:52,724 --> 00:10:54,448
Oh, you good?
298
00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:56,000
Yeah, uh, actually, cuz,
299
00:10:56,068 --> 00:10:58,034
I think that's a good idea
'cause every little bit helps.
300
00:10:58,103 --> 00:11:00,137
- Denise, get yo' ass in here.
- I'ma text you the link.
301
00:11:00,206 --> 00:11:01,172
Yeah, you do that.
302
00:11:05,068 --> 00:11:06,689
- Those two.
- Yeah.
303
00:11:06,758 --> 00:11:07,827
- Mm-hmm.
- That's my mama.
304
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,724
Oh, that's yo' mama,
all right.
305
00:11:11,551 --> 00:11:13,172
Okay, I see you.
306
00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:15,689
So you more
of a Nell or a Sula?
307
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:16,827
You read Toni Morrison?
308
00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:18,793
Oh, hell yes.
309
00:11:18,862 --> 00:11:20,896
Girl, I loves me some Toni.
310
00:11:20,965 --> 00:11:23,586
I read all her books
when I was on...
311
00:11:23,655 --> 00:11:25,724
vacation.
312
00:11:25,793 --> 00:11:28,551
- Vacation?
- Euphemism for incarceration.
313
00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:30,724
Ah, incarceration.
314
00:11:30,793 --> 00:11:32,172
Euphemism for plantation.
315
00:11:32,241 --> 00:11:33,793
Okay? Yes.
316
00:11:33,862 --> 00:11:35,379
You smart.
317
00:11:35,448 --> 00:11:38,379
Yeah, and I read
that book in one night.
318
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,965
Book kept me sane.
319
00:11:40,034 --> 00:11:43,137
I love the way they deal with
good and evil in that book.
320
00:11:43,206 --> 00:11:45,689
Reminded me that things
aren't always as clear
321
00:11:45,758 --> 00:11:47,206
as you want them
to be, you know?
322
00:11:47,275 --> 00:11:48,413
Yeah.
323
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:51,724
So how's
that college search going?
324
00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:55,206
Uh, even with scholarships,
325
00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:57,310
it's looking like I'm gonna
need a lot more money
326
00:11:57,379 --> 00:11:58,827
to make it work.
327
00:11:58,896 --> 00:12:02,551
So I'm looking
into other options.
328
00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:04,344
So you're saying
329
00:12:04,413 --> 00:12:07,206
that they don't got
the money to send you?
330
00:12:07,275 --> 00:12:11,103
I mean, they do the best
they can, but not really.
331
00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:12,310
Hmm.
332
00:12:12,379 --> 00:12:14,068
You know, I always wanted
to go to college.
333
00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,620
I mean, I could have
gotten a degree in lockup,
334
00:12:15,689 --> 00:12:17,758
but, you know, it wouldn't
have meant the same to me.
335
00:12:17,827 --> 00:12:19,137
Well, you know
it's never too late, right?
336
00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,379
Oh, no, girl,
I can never give myself that.
337
00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:24,000
And, well, school was never
really Trina's thing,
338
00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:26,413
and them damn
raggedy kids of hers.
339
00:12:26,482 --> 00:12:27,793
I mean, you've seen 'em.
340
00:12:27,862 --> 00:12:30,000
They pretty,
but they ain't gonna be shit.
341
00:12:30,068 --> 00:12:32,896
But you, on the other hand...
342
00:12:38,827 --> 00:12:40,241
Here.
343
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,344
Oh, my God.
344
00:12:46,413 --> 00:12:49,310
That chair gives money
and orgasms?
345
00:12:51,448 --> 00:12:54,068
In that order.
346
00:12:54,137 --> 00:12:58,241
Baby girl, I got stashes
all up and through this place.
347
00:12:58,310 --> 00:13:00,068
- No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Yeah.
348
00:13:00,137 --> 00:13:02,068
You're--you're not serious,
are you?
349
00:13:02,137 --> 00:13:03,379
What? Oh, you want me
to take it back?
350
00:13:03,448 --> 00:13:04,862
- Oh, I can take it back.
- Oh, no, no, no.
351
00:13:04,931 --> 00:13:06,000
- Oh, I can take it back.
- I'm just kiddin'. I'm just--
352
00:13:06,068 --> 00:13:07,379
I could buy me a strip mall.
353
00:13:07,448 --> 00:13:09,275
- Thank you.
- You're welcome, baby girl.
354
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,689
Hi, family.
355
00:13:12,758 --> 00:13:14,931
Welcome to The Griddle Trap.
356
00:13:16,689 --> 00:13:20,517
♪ Where the flapjacks slap
and make your lips go smack ♪
357
00:13:20,586 --> 00:13:23,310
So today's special is
the T.I. and Tiny tuna melt
358
00:13:23,379 --> 00:13:25,034
with a side
of Waka Flocka wings
359
00:13:25,103 --> 00:13:27,103
and a OutKast orange soda.
360
00:13:27,172 --> 00:13:28,758
What can I start
y'all off with?
361
00:13:28,827 --> 00:13:31,068
Uh, how about
this platter right here,
362
00:13:31,137 --> 00:13:32,862
the one with the catfish
and waffle situation?
363
00:13:32,931 --> 00:13:34,068
Oh,
the Katt Williams catfish?
364
00:13:34,137 --> 00:13:35,620
- Mm-hmm.
- It's spicy-spicy.
365
00:13:35,689 --> 00:13:38,000
So spicy it might tell on you.
366
00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,448
Shatoya, bring waters
for everybody at this table.
367
00:13:42,517 --> 00:13:43,620
Okay.
368
00:13:43,689 --> 00:13:45,689
Oh, and two for the big man.
369
00:13:45,758 --> 00:13:46,896
I'm coming.
370
00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:48,344
Oh, excuse me, girl.
371
00:13:48,413 --> 00:13:50,965
- Here you go, four waters.
- Mm-hmm.
372
00:13:51,034 --> 00:13:52,241
Hey, hey.
How y'all doing?
373
00:13:52,310 --> 00:13:53,275
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
- Good, thank you.
374
00:13:53,344 --> 00:13:54,862
This my girl, Shatoya, y'all.
375
00:13:54,931 --> 00:13:56,206
She real good people,
376
00:13:56,275 --> 00:13:58,241
full of good energy
and stuff, you know?
377
00:13:58,310 --> 00:13:59,965
Oh, and she just got married.
378
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,896
- Oh, mm-hmm.
- Oh, well, how about that?
379
00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:03,551
Congrats.
380
00:14:03,620 --> 00:14:05,000
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
381
00:14:05,068 --> 00:14:07,275
Y'all actually know
my husband.
382
00:14:07,344 --> 00:14:08,517
We do?
383
00:14:08,586 --> 00:14:11,379
Yeah, it's--
it's your daddy, Lloyd.
384
00:14:13,137 --> 00:14:16,000
I "Parent Trapped" y'all.
385
00:14:16,068 --> 00:14:18,448
Um, good luck squashing
your childhood trauma,
386
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:19,724
fam, all right?
387
00:14:19,793 --> 00:14:23,000
Oh, and, uh, try
the Migos mozzarella sticks.
388
00:14:26,482 --> 00:14:28,103
Are you serious?
389
00:14:28,172 --> 00:14:29,310
Let me out of here.
390
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:30,586
No, wait, wait.
Ashley, please.
391
00:14:30,655 --> 00:14:33,034
Girl, do not say my name
like you know me.
392
00:14:33,103 --> 00:14:34,310
Yeah, this is crazy.
393
00:14:34,379 --> 00:14:35,758
Like, I always wanted
a stepmom low-key.
394
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,655
Let me out.
395
00:14:37,724 --> 00:14:38,758
Please just hear me out.
396
00:14:38,827 --> 00:14:40,137
Trina, I'ma fuck you up
for this.
397
00:14:40,206 --> 00:14:41,931
Whoo, oh, uh,
you said waffles, right?
398
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:42,965
I'm on my way.
399
00:14:43,034 --> 00:14:44,551
No, I asked her to do this.
400
00:14:44,620 --> 00:14:46,344
Hey, hey, Ashley, Ashley,
baby, just breathe, all right?
401
00:14:46,413 --> 00:14:48,206
Let's just hear
what she got to say.
402
00:14:48,275 --> 00:14:50,068
Yeah? We can do that.
403
00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:51,931
Yeah, we can.
404
00:14:53,689 --> 00:14:56,068
This is ridiculous.
405
00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:58,034
Shatoya, was it?
406
00:14:58,103 --> 00:15:01,068
Um, you think
I could get a napkin or--
407
00:15:14,965 --> 00:15:16,551
Whoo.
408
00:15:16,620 --> 00:15:18,862
Wonderful service.
409
00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,137
Bam, just like that,
410
00:15:25,206 --> 00:15:27,206
Denise done built her
a bad bitch.
411
00:15:27,275 --> 00:15:29,965
Ha! Praise God for miracles.
412
00:15:31,103 --> 00:15:32,586
Hey, Mom.
413
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:34,517
So, um, look.
414
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:37,206
I know we've been beefing
the past couple weeks, right?
415
00:15:37,275 --> 00:15:39,275
- Mm-hmm.
- But I get it now.
416
00:15:39,344 --> 00:15:40,724
You've been stressed.
417
00:15:40,793 --> 00:15:43,896
I mean, sending a kid off
to college is very expensive
418
00:15:43,965 --> 00:15:46,379
on top of everything else
you got going on.
419
00:15:46,448 --> 00:15:50,379
But look,
family just came through.
420
00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,068
Look what cousin Tanya gave me.
421
00:15:52,137 --> 00:15:54,310
Ooh, look at God, Pat-Pat.
422
00:15:54,379 --> 00:15:55,965
He's still
in the blessing business.
423
00:15:56,034 --> 00:15:59,103
- Won't he do it?
- Give me that damn money.
424
00:15:59,172 --> 00:16:00,793
Well, Pat-Pat, come on.
425
00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:02,413
Please, just be nice about it.
426
00:16:02,482 --> 00:16:04,241
- I'm gonna be nice.
- Okay.
427
00:16:04,310 --> 00:16:06,586
Hold up, Cicely Tyson!
428
00:16:12,275 --> 00:16:15,034
Janelle told me about
this lil' gift you gave her.
429
00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,206
My daughter don't
need your damn money.
430
00:16:17,275 --> 00:16:19,517
Ma, it is just a gift.
Will you calm down?
431
00:16:19,586 --> 00:16:22,379
Well, let me tell you
something, Ms. Octavia Spencer.
432
00:16:28,310 --> 00:16:30,206
The fuck wrong with my money?
433
00:16:30,275 --> 00:16:31,862
Yeah, Pat.
I mean, come on.
434
00:16:31,931 --> 00:16:33,551
Let's think about this.
435
00:16:33,620 --> 00:16:35,206
Where you getting all
this money from?
436
00:16:35,275 --> 00:16:36,586
My savings.
437
00:16:36,655 --> 00:16:38,379
The only thing you ever saved
for me was a seat
438
00:16:38,448 --> 00:16:40,344
at the damn courthouse.
439
00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:42,000
And yo' ass stopped
showing up for that
440
00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,172
years ago, didn't you?
441
00:16:43,241 --> 00:16:45,206
I should have never told you.
442
00:16:45,275 --> 00:16:49,137
Oh, girl, you can't help
but snitch on yourself.
443
00:16:49,206 --> 00:16:51,068
It is no big deal, okay?
444
00:16:51,137 --> 00:16:52,413
You are overreacting.
445
00:16:52,482 --> 00:16:54,620
No big deal?
This is dope money.
446
00:16:54,689 --> 00:16:57,620
Girl, nobody buying dope
with that money.
447
00:16:57,689 --> 00:16:59,448
You think I'm stupid,
don't you?
448
00:16:59,517 --> 00:17:01,310
I think you slow to smart
is what I think.
449
00:17:01,379 --> 00:17:02,793
I think you better
back the fuck up.
450
00:17:02,862 --> 00:17:04,448
Oh, you wanna beef?
You want some beef?
451
00:17:04,517 --> 00:17:05,896
- You better--you better get--
- Oh, all right! All right!
452
00:17:05,965 --> 00:17:07,275
- Okay, all right. All right.
- You want some beef?
453
00:17:07,344 --> 00:17:08,551
- Okay, oh. Hold please...
- You want some beef?
454
00:17:08,620 --> 00:17:09,655
'Cause you 'bout
to get your ass beat--
455
00:17:09,724 --> 00:17:11,482
Oh, no, I won't.
Oh, no, I won't.
456
00:17:11,551 --> 00:17:13,241
I don't eat beef, bitch.
I eat pork.
457
00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:15,241
Bitch, I just got out
of motherfucking jail!
458
00:17:15,310 --> 00:17:17,586
Okay, calm down.
459
00:17:17,655 --> 00:17:21,379
Now, listen, Tanya,
are you trappin' again?
460
00:17:21,448 --> 00:17:24,724
No, Denise,
I'm not trappin' again.
461
00:17:26,724 --> 00:17:29,241
So that's how you filling
our dead-ass Mama house
462
00:17:29,310 --> 00:17:30,793
with all them
motherfucking toilets
463
00:17:30,862 --> 00:17:33,931
that lick nigga assholes?
464
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,034
You trappin' again!
465
00:17:37,965 --> 00:17:39,827
All right, fine.
466
00:17:39,896 --> 00:17:41,413
Yeah, you got me.
467
00:17:41,482 --> 00:17:44,413
Yeah, I'm trappin'.
So what?
468
00:17:44,482 --> 00:17:46,827
Pat, what that gotta do with me
helping my little cousin?
469
00:17:46,896 --> 00:17:50,655
Give her something
you clearly can't afford.
470
00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,620
- Let me tell you something.
- You tell me.
471
00:17:52,689 --> 00:17:54,655
I want Janelle
to have the world,
472
00:17:54,724 --> 00:17:56,655
but not with
no damn dope money.
473
00:17:56,724 --> 00:17:59,103
You keep this shit away
from my family!
474
00:18:00,379 --> 00:18:02,000
Um--
475
00:18:02,068 --> 00:18:03,862
Let me--let me get that
for you.
476
00:18:05,689 --> 00:18:06,827
Let me just--
477
00:18:06,896 --> 00:18:08,586
Let me see it.
478
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:13,655
Oh, my God, Pat,
it's green like they said.
479
00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,758
Gimme me that.
480
00:18:15,827 --> 00:18:18,689
Always trying
to steal some shit, Niecy.
481
00:18:22,655 --> 00:18:25,413
You did this.
This is all wrong.
482
00:18:25,482 --> 00:18:27,448
- All of it.
- Wow.
483
00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,896
Ma, why can't you
let me have this?
484
00:18:33,965 --> 00:18:35,758
Because that's not
how we live our lives.
485
00:18:35,827 --> 00:18:38,448
But you're punishing me
like I'm the one selling it.
486
00:18:38,517 --> 00:18:41,034
I'm not trying to fight
with you again, Janelle.
487
00:18:41,103 --> 00:18:43,000
Then let me accept the gift.
488
00:18:43,068 --> 00:18:44,896
Okay, Janelle,
just go upstairs
489
00:18:44,965 --> 00:18:46,620
and let us talk about it.
490
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,551
Hey, don't step
on my step like that.
491
00:18:55,103 --> 00:18:58,724
Get them little Pokémon plaits
knocked off your head.
492
00:19:01,034 --> 00:19:02,448
Shame on you.
493
00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:03,862
Shame on you, Pat,
494
00:19:03,931 --> 00:19:05,965
for getting in the way
of Janelle's blessings.
495
00:19:06,034 --> 00:19:07,413
A blessing ain't a blessing
when it covered
496
00:19:07,482 --> 00:19:08,862
in shitty decisions.
497
00:19:08,931 --> 00:19:10,517
Girl, the money you get
498
00:19:10,586 --> 00:19:12,551
from hustling folks
with your comedy
499
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,586
that I helped you discover
is just as good
500
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,620
as the money I get from
hustling niggas on the corner
501
00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,862
with the crack
you helped me discover.
502
00:19:21,137 --> 00:19:23,068
Well, how 'bout we do this?
503
00:19:23,137 --> 00:19:24,965
You give me the dirty money,
504
00:19:25,034 --> 00:19:28,000
and then I slide Janelle
a lil' clean allowance.
505
00:19:28,068 --> 00:19:30,344
And then it's like
I'm your human money launderer.
506
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:31,413
Denise, shut the hell up.
507
00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:33,172
You barely do laundry.
508
00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,689
I be dryin', Pat.
509
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:40,068
Okay, can't nobody
talk about my drying.
510
00:19:40,137 --> 00:19:41,965
See, Tanya, this is why
I don't fuck with you.
511
00:19:42,034 --> 00:19:44,620
Because you always bringing us
back to hood shit.
512
00:19:44,689 --> 00:19:48,413
I mean, you have been in and
out of jail four times, cuz.
513
00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:51,310
And you literally just
got back three months ago.
514
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:52,620
- You ain't tired?
- Oh, my God.
515
00:19:52,689 --> 00:19:55,000
Do you hear your--
the both of you?
516
00:19:55,068 --> 00:19:58,413
Okay, tell me, who's trying
to hire a 50-year-old,
517
00:19:58,482 --> 00:20:00,758
just as you said,
on her fourth bid?
518
00:20:00,827 --> 00:20:05,413
Oh, oh, I'll tell you,
nobody but my damn self, okay?
519
00:20:05,482 --> 00:20:08,103
So I'm sorry
if I wanna eat well.
520
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,689
I'm sorry
if I want nice clothes.
521
00:20:10,758 --> 00:20:13,172
I'm sorry if I wanna sleep
in a nice bed,
522
00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:15,103
and I'm sorry if I wanna shit
523
00:20:15,172 --> 00:20:16,689
in a motherfuckin'
colorful toilet.
524
00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:19,172
See, this mindset
is crazy, okay?
525
00:20:19,241 --> 00:20:22,241
No wonder your daughter
out here fucking dope boys.
526
00:20:22,310 --> 00:20:25,000
Is this what you teaching her?
527
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:26,551
Excuse me?
528
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:29,655
You really need to give up
this damn lifestyle.
529
00:20:30,724 --> 00:20:33,862
You brought this to me, Pat.
530
00:20:33,931 --> 00:20:36,000
You got me caught up
in all this.
531
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:38,620
Don't you remember, huh?
532
00:20:38,689 --> 00:20:41,689
This is 'cause of you, baby.
533
00:20:41,758 --> 00:20:43,275
It's all you.
534
00:20:46,172 --> 00:20:48,827
I got you into it,
and I'm so sorry.
535
00:20:48,896 --> 00:20:51,172
But you keeping
your damn self in it.
536
00:20:51,241 --> 00:20:52,758
I got out.
537
00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:56,379
Well,
congratu-fuckin'-lations
538
00:20:56,448 --> 00:21:00,793
to you, Patricia,
for being in the 1%.
539
00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:03,206
The rest of us 98%-ers,
you know what,
540
00:21:03,275 --> 00:21:06,931
we just gotta figure this shit
out the best way we can.
541
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:08,655
And that's what I'm gon' do.
542
00:21:10,103 --> 00:21:11,517
That's what I am gon' do.
543
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,275
Where the fuck are
you going, Tanya?
544
00:21:13,344 --> 00:21:14,965
Away from yo' ass.
545
00:21:15,034 --> 00:21:17,413
And it's 99%!
546
00:21:17,482 --> 00:21:19,344
But, you know, I ain't
wanna interrupt her
547
00:21:19,413 --> 00:21:21,000
while she was having
her little moment, child.
548
00:21:21,068 --> 00:21:23,965
She was all, "98%."
549
00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:29,586
May I sit?
550
00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,655
- Yeah.
- No.
551
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:33,793
Guess I'll get
my own Coke too.
552
00:21:38,586 --> 00:21:41,310
Look, I know it's not easy
to meet me like this.
553
00:21:41,379 --> 00:21:42,620
And he didn't ask me
to do this.
554
00:21:42,689 --> 00:21:46,482
I needed to do this
for my own peace of mind.
555
00:21:46,551 --> 00:21:50,137
So, um, is he really in
that bad of shape?
556
00:21:50,206 --> 00:21:51,620
Yeah, Bran, he is.
557
00:21:51,689 --> 00:21:52,896
Bran?
558
00:21:52,965 --> 00:21:54,551
- Like you know him or something?
- Ashley.
559
00:21:54,620 --> 00:21:56,862
Bran?
I've never been called that.
560
00:21:56,931 --> 00:21:58,034
I like it.
561
00:21:58,103 --> 00:21:59,827
Bran makes people shit.
562
00:21:59,896 --> 00:22:01,965
I like to shit.
563
00:22:02,034 --> 00:22:05,724
You are a manipulative one,
aren't you, Shatoya?
564
00:22:05,793 --> 00:22:07,034
Of course you are.
You with Lloyd.
565
00:22:07,103 --> 00:22:08,655
- You learned from the best.
- Now hold up.
566
00:22:08,724 --> 00:22:11,862
Lloyd is the love
of my life, okay?
567
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,310
Now, I know he's made
some mistakes in the past,
568
00:22:14,379 --> 00:22:16,310
but he's different now.
569
00:22:16,379 --> 00:22:17,551
How old are you?
570
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:19,241
- 36.
- Damn.
571
00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:21,068
We're literally the same age.
572
00:22:21,137 --> 00:22:22,448
That's not nasty to you?
573
00:22:22,517 --> 00:22:23,931
Look, I ain't trying
to hear all that, okay?
574
00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:25,551
- Ashley, they grown.
- They're disgusting.
575
00:22:25,620 --> 00:22:27,689
You don't know me, okay,
576
00:22:27,758 --> 00:22:30,137
and you obviously don't know
the man your dad has become.
577
00:22:30,206 --> 00:22:32,586
And whose fault is that?
578
00:22:32,655 --> 00:22:34,655
Look, his doctors say he only
has a few months to live.
579
00:22:34,724 --> 00:22:36,517
- Why should we care?
- Ashley.
580
00:22:36,586 --> 00:22:38,000
Because we're
expecting a baby.
581
00:22:38,068 --> 00:22:39,517
Shit!
582
00:22:41,931 --> 00:22:43,344
What?
583
00:22:43,413 --> 00:22:45,379
I wish I had had
something eloquent to say
584
00:22:45,448 --> 00:22:49,172
and add to that, but only
"shit" came to me, okay?
585
00:22:49,241 --> 00:22:50,620
I apologize.
586
00:22:51,827 --> 00:22:53,758
It's okay.
587
00:22:53,827 --> 00:22:56,275
Look. It's a lot.
I know. I know it is.
588
00:22:56,344 --> 00:22:58,551
I'm freaking out, okay?
589
00:22:58,620 --> 00:23:00,620
It's my first baby, and I don't
want it to be in a world
590
00:23:00,689 --> 00:23:02,517
without their daddy like I was.
591
00:23:02,586 --> 00:23:04,068
I can't do this by myself.
592
00:23:04,137 --> 00:23:06,344
- Women do it every day.
- Ashley, come on now.
593
00:23:06,413 --> 00:23:08,379
Use the therapist part
of your brain.
594
00:23:08,448 --> 00:23:11,137
She ain't got money for that.
595
00:23:11,206 --> 00:23:13,103
Look, is there anything
the doctors can do
596
00:23:13,172 --> 00:23:15,206
to save his life?
597
00:23:15,275 --> 00:23:18,172
No, nothing really.
598
00:23:18,241 --> 00:23:20,344
Nothing at all.
599
00:23:20,413 --> 00:23:22,103
Except maybe one thing.
600
00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:24,068
Okay, what's that?
601
00:23:24,137 --> 00:23:25,551
Okay.
602
00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,137
He need a new kidney.
603
00:23:28,517 --> 00:23:29,655
Wow.
604
00:23:29,724 --> 00:23:31,379
She--did she just--
605
00:23:31,448 --> 00:23:33,620
And I was thinking that maybe
one of y'all might be a match.
606
00:23:33,689 --> 00:23:36,379
Whoo, so the audacity
is alive and real.
607
00:23:36,448 --> 00:23:37,965
You've gotta be kidding me.
608
00:23:38,034 --> 00:23:39,620
I just tried to get them to
hear you out, and here you are
609
00:23:39,689 --> 00:23:41,793
pulling a bait and switch
with vital organs?
610
00:23:41,862 --> 00:23:43,034
- It's time to go. Let's go.
- No, no. That's not--
611
00:23:43,103 --> 00:23:44,448
- Hold up. Wait.
- No, no, no, no, no.
612
00:23:44,517 --> 00:23:45,586
Guys, let's just think
about this for a second.
613
00:23:45,655 --> 00:23:47,448
Think about what
exactly, Brandon?
614
00:23:47,517 --> 00:23:49,344
Whether or not
I wanna donate my kidney
615
00:23:49,413 --> 00:23:51,482
to the man who beat my mama?
616
00:23:51,551 --> 00:23:54,517
The man you're mad at
died years ago.
617
00:23:54,586 --> 00:23:55,896
Okay, there's a new Lloyd,
618
00:23:55,965 --> 00:23:57,586
and that's the one
I'm trying to keep alive.
619
00:23:57,655 --> 00:23:59,206
I promise you
there's a reason
620
00:23:59,275 --> 00:24:01,655
why God's trying
to kill him off.
621
00:24:03,172 --> 00:24:06,172
Lloyd asks your forgiveness,
both of you.
622
00:24:06,241 --> 00:24:08,827
And it's not just
because he needs you.
623
00:24:08,896 --> 00:24:11,103
I understand there's
some unresolved trauma,
624
00:24:11,172 --> 00:24:13,068
but centering your experience
as the dominant one
625
00:24:13,137 --> 00:24:15,275
in this whole scenario
is pretty narcissistic.
626
00:24:15,344 --> 00:24:19,068
That is really rich
coming from the wife
627
00:24:19,137 --> 00:24:22,896
of a problematic,
pedophilic sociopath with ASPD.
628
00:24:22,965 --> 00:24:27,551
And you, specifically, need
to work out your gerontophilia.
629
00:24:27,620 --> 00:24:31,344
Oh, and worry about not putting
too much salt in them grits.
630
00:24:31,413 --> 00:24:33,689
I think that's the
therapist part of her brain.
631
00:24:33,758 --> 00:24:36,137
Order's up, bitch.
632
00:24:36,206 --> 00:24:38,137
That's her mama part
of the brain.
633
00:24:40,517 --> 00:24:42,275
I believe he's changed.
634
00:24:42,344 --> 00:24:44,517
I do.
635
00:24:44,586 --> 00:24:45,517
Brandon, you ain't
gotta be saying that
636
00:24:45,586 --> 00:24:46,689
just because that man is dying.
637
00:24:46,758 --> 00:24:49,068
You can't change
what he did to you, son.
638
00:24:49,137 --> 00:24:52,172
I know, Pop, but I can't
ruin the child's opportunity
639
00:24:52,241 --> 00:24:54,689
of having a father
just because I didn't.
640
00:24:54,758 --> 00:24:56,551
You taught me better than that.
641
00:24:56,620 --> 00:24:58,068
Okay, here you go.
642
00:24:58,137 --> 00:25:00,068
Shatoya, I'm gonna need you
to wrap this up, okay?
643
00:25:00,137 --> 00:25:01,758
Table four just
eighty-sixed a tuna melt.
644
00:25:01,827 --> 00:25:03,137
We got a four-top
hollering for decaf,
645
00:25:03,206 --> 00:25:04,448
and there's nothing hot
in the pot, okay?
646
00:25:04,517 --> 00:25:06,551
Let's jump to it.
647
00:25:09,103 --> 00:25:11,068
Guess I better
get back to work.
648
00:25:11,137 --> 00:25:13,724
Your crazy cousin
has my number.
649
00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:16,448
Just please get tested.
650
00:25:16,517 --> 00:25:18,000
You could save his life.
651
00:25:20,103 --> 00:25:22,482
Uh, excuse me,
dumb and dumber.
652
00:25:22,551 --> 00:25:24,103
What the fuck
is taking y'all so long?
653
00:25:24,172 --> 00:25:25,689
Listen, I'm flipping.
654
00:25:25,758 --> 00:25:26,965
And he wants something
over there.
655
00:25:27,034 --> 00:25:28,344
She wants something over there.
656
00:25:28,413 --> 00:25:30,206
His food too cold.
Hers--
657
00:25:30,275 --> 00:25:32,724
Pat, you got a show
to get ready for.
658
00:25:32,793 --> 00:25:35,620
Why are you walking
through here stealin' shit?
659
00:25:35,689 --> 00:25:38,517
I'm not stealin'.
I'm collectin' my rent.
660
00:25:38,586 --> 00:25:40,827
Okay, Pat, you know
I rock with you,
661
00:25:40,896 --> 00:25:44,551
but maybe you should go
smooth things over with Tanya.
662
00:25:44,620 --> 00:25:47,896
I said what I said, and
she didn't wanna hear it, okay?
663
00:25:47,965 --> 00:25:50,000
Let her die doing
what she love to do.
664
00:25:50,068 --> 00:25:52,034
She's gonna be a crusty old bat
665
00:25:52,103 --> 00:25:55,344
selling dime bags out the back
of her damn motorized scooter.
666
00:25:55,413 --> 00:25:58,275
Okay, Pat, some people just
need a little extra shove.
667
00:25:58,344 --> 00:25:59,586
Terry did it for you.
668
00:25:59,655 --> 00:26:02,000
Maybe you should do it
for Tanya.
669
00:26:03,413 --> 00:26:05,413
I would love to shove her
670
00:26:05,482 --> 00:26:06,931
out the fuckin' window!
671
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,620
Okay, Pat, sit down.
672
00:26:08,689 --> 00:26:11,275
Come on, sit down.
673
00:26:11,344 --> 00:26:13,620
Now, I've been
watching you all day.
674
00:26:13,689 --> 00:26:15,206
And I see how tense you get
675
00:26:15,275 --> 00:26:17,206
every time she talks
about the past.
676
00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:21,724
I also see you
seeing Janelle light up
677
00:26:21,793 --> 00:26:24,241
at how funny and real she is.
678
00:26:24,310 --> 00:26:26,689
It's like I'm seeing you
be jealous, regretful,
679
00:26:26,758 --> 00:26:29,000
and remorseful all at once.
680
00:26:29,068 --> 00:26:31,103
You had one witch client.
681
00:26:31,172 --> 00:26:33,379
Now you think
you a damn psychic.
682
00:26:33,448 --> 00:26:36,586
Your broke ass can't afford
no goddamn crystal ball.
683
00:26:36,655 --> 00:26:38,655
You know I'm right.
684
00:26:38,724 --> 00:26:41,000
Now, growing up,
I watched y'all like a hawk.
685
00:26:41,068 --> 00:26:43,310
And what happened between
you two messed me up too.
686
00:26:43,379 --> 00:26:46,310
I just want y'all
to forgive each other
687
00:26:46,379 --> 00:26:49,103
for everything and move on.
688
00:26:49,172 --> 00:26:51,206
Can you?
689
00:26:55,827 --> 00:27:00,034
'Cause it is Friday after 5:00,
690
00:27:00,103 --> 00:27:02,965
and I know exactly
where she is.
691
00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:05,310
Yo, motherfucker, you think
692
00:27:05,379 --> 00:27:06,896
you gon' get
this motherfuckin' crack?
693
00:27:06,965 --> 00:27:08,724
You want this shit? Well, I'ma
need my money, motherfucker.
694
00:27:08,793 --> 00:27:09,931
- Look, look, look.
- No, no, no, no.
695
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,137
Hey, hey, hey.
Hold on. Hold on. Look.
696
00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:12,724
Come on now.
All that is not necessary.
697
00:27:12,793 --> 00:27:14,620
Look, yo' little money gone.
698
00:27:14,689 --> 00:27:15,965
You ain't getting sh---
699
00:27:16,034 --> 00:27:18,344
Hey,
what's going on, Rabbit?
700
00:27:18,413 --> 00:27:19,689
Just talking about you.
701
00:27:19,758 --> 00:27:21,310
Carl, give her
her damn money back
702
00:27:21,379 --> 00:27:24,862
before she beat them teeth
back in your mouth.
703
00:27:24,931 --> 00:27:26,724
I was gonna give her
her little money.
704
00:27:26,793 --> 00:27:28,000
Here. Damn.
705
00:27:28,068 --> 00:27:30,551
Get your raggedy ass
outta here.
706
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:31,724
Wait, hold up.
707
00:27:31,793 --> 00:27:34,172
Is that fine-ass Denise Ford?
708
00:27:34,241 --> 00:27:35,620
Shit.
709
00:27:35,689 --> 00:27:38,896
When I get back on my feet,
I'ma kiss yours. Mwah.
710
00:27:38,965 --> 00:27:42,000
I wouldn't let you kiss
the rag I wipe my ass with.
711
00:27:45,103 --> 00:27:47,413
Pat, I don't need
you preaching
712
00:27:47,482 --> 00:27:48,655
at me again, all right?
713
00:27:48,724 --> 00:27:50,379
I'm truly happy,
and I don't need you
714
00:27:50,448 --> 00:27:52,482
fighting my battles
for me out here no more.
715
00:27:52,551 --> 00:27:54,413
Oh, is this true happiness?
716
00:27:54,482 --> 00:27:57,172
Only happiness I know
with my name on it.
717
00:27:57,241 --> 00:27:59,724
Bitch, we're 50 years old
on the block.
718
00:27:59,793 --> 00:28:01,896
Well, now, actually, I'm 35.
719
00:28:01,965 --> 00:28:05,000
So let me leave
y'all old bitches to it.
720
00:28:06,517 --> 00:28:07,931
You know, you got some nerve
coming out here
721
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,310
tellin' me how to live my life
722
00:28:09,379 --> 00:28:11,586
when you're the reason
I had Trina in prison.
723
00:28:11,655 --> 00:28:13,482
You hid the dope wrong!
724
00:28:13,551 --> 00:28:14,689
Oh, my God!
725
00:28:14,758 --> 00:28:17,931
I took the charge, Pat!
726
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,586
All right?
I took responsibility,
727
00:28:19,655 --> 00:28:21,793
and all y'all left me.
728
00:28:21,862 --> 00:28:23,482
Okay?
I've been here, stuck here,
729
00:28:23,551 --> 00:28:26,896
paying for the same bad day
for 30 motherfuckin' years.
730
00:28:26,965 --> 00:28:28,827
I'm sorry, okay?
731
00:28:28,896 --> 00:28:30,965
But I had to take care
of me and my kids.
732
00:28:31,034 --> 00:28:33,034
I had to get away
and stay away.
733
00:28:33,103 --> 00:28:34,482
But look at me, Tanya.
734
00:28:34,551 --> 00:28:36,137
You a grandmother now.
735
00:28:36,206 --> 00:28:38,448
- Don't you want better for them?
- I am makin' better for them.
736
00:28:39,862 --> 00:28:42,379
I get respect out here.
737
00:28:42,448 --> 00:28:45,137
You're too bougie.
You forgot about that, huh?
738
00:28:45,206 --> 00:28:47,068
You the one who taught me that.
739
00:28:47,137 --> 00:28:48,793
That shit counts for something.
740
00:28:48,862 --> 00:28:50,344
You can get respect
at McDonald's
741
00:28:50,413 --> 00:28:52,103
if you get
the damn order right.
742
00:28:55,310 --> 00:28:57,206
Psst.
743
00:28:57,275 --> 00:28:59,000
What if you came
and joined me on the road?
744
00:28:59,068 --> 00:29:00,206
You could sell my merchandise.
745
00:29:00,275 --> 00:29:01,896
I can teach you how
to be a comedian.
746
00:29:01,965 --> 00:29:04,068
- I'll show you this shit.
- Bitch, stop.
747
00:29:04,137 --> 00:29:05,413
What the fuck I'ma look like
748
00:29:05,482 --> 00:29:08,482
selling some
goddamn fanny packs?
749
00:29:08,551 --> 00:29:09,862
Come on.
You say I gave you bad.
750
00:29:09,931 --> 00:29:12,103
Now I'm offering you good.
751
00:29:12,172 --> 00:29:15,448
Listen, not everybody
wants your support.
752
00:29:15,517 --> 00:29:17,827
Not everybody needs
to be saved.
753
00:29:17,896 --> 00:29:20,482
I'm truly happy, Pat.
754
00:29:21,689 --> 00:29:23,551
- Look.
- Okay.
755
00:29:23,620 --> 00:29:25,655
I took the bid for you
756
00:29:25,724 --> 00:29:28,517
because you had Ashley.
757
00:29:28,586 --> 00:29:32,275
All right? Now let me help you
one more time.
758
00:29:34,551 --> 00:29:36,724
Take the money.
759
00:29:36,793 --> 00:29:38,344
Here, take the money
for Janelle.
760
00:29:38,413 --> 00:29:41,413
You can't change my life,
but you can change hers.
761
00:29:43,965 --> 00:29:46,275
Pat, come on.
Take the goddamn money.
762
00:29:52,034 --> 00:29:55,000
You have a good show tonight.
763
00:29:55,068 --> 00:29:56,586
You not coming?
764
00:29:56,655 --> 00:29:58,965
Nope, gotta work.
765
00:30:01,517 --> 00:30:02,517
Proud of you.
766
00:30:04,379 --> 00:30:07,172
I always said you
was gonna do big things.
767
00:30:12,413 --> 00:30:14,896
I can't believe
that nigga tried to rob us.
768
00:30:14,965 --> 00:30:17,379
That man didn't know
who he was playing with.
769
00:30:17,448 --> 00:30:19,862
Nah, you don't play
with Rabbit 'round here,
770
00:30:19,931 --> 00:30:21,344
or you get your ass clapped.
771
00:30:21,413 --> 00:30:23,344
- Pa-pow-pow.
- Tanya, would you shut up?
772
00:30:23,413 --> 00:30:25,482
I don't need you bringing
more heat to this corner.
773
00:30:25,551 --> 00:30:28,000
We almost got busted twice
last week.
774
00:30:28,068 --> 00:30:29,689
God, I'm tired of shit.
775
00:30:29,758 --> 00:30:30,793
What?
776
00:30:30,862 --> 00:30:32,206
This shit is exciting.
777
00:30:32,275 --> 00:30:33,551
I love waking up
and not knowing
778
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:34,896
what the day's gonna bring--
779
00:30:34,965 --> 00:30:37,310
knife fight, drive-by,
780
00:30:37,379 --> 00:30:38,724
two hookers
fighting over a John.
781
00:30:38,793 --> 00:30:40,310
Now you sound stupid.
782
00:30:40,379 --> 00:30:41,758
You need to start focusing
on doing things
783
00:30:41,827 --> 00:30:43,310
that's gonna get you
outta here.
784
00:30:43,379 --> 00:30:44,655
I ain't stupid.
785
00:30:44,724 --> 00:30:46,586
And if you think we're
ever getting out of here,
786
00:30:46,655 --> 00:30:48,517
you're the stupid one.
787
00:30:48,586 --> 00:30:50,000
This is it for us, Rabbit.
788
00:30:50,068 --> 00:30:51,068
So just enjoy the ride.
789
00:30:51,137 --> 00:30:52,206
Shut your damn mouth!
790
00:30:52,275 --> 00:30:53,724
We gotta get the fuck up
outta here!
791
00:30:53,793 --> 00:30:56,896
And if it's the last thing
I do, I'm gettin' us out!
792
00:31:02,482 --> 00:31:04,000
Okay, Rabbit.
793
00:31:05,310 --> 00:31:06,482
Okay.
794
00:31:16,689 --> 00:31:18,448
We made it out.
795
00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:27,275
So how'd it go?
796
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:29,862
Oh...
797
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,448
you can't save everybody.
798
00:31:32,517 --> 00:31:34,482
No, you can't.
799
00:31:34,551 --> 00:31:36,620
But you tried.
800
00:31:36,689 --> 00:31:39,655
- I sure did.
- Mm-hmm.
801
00:31:39,724 --> 00:31:41,620
You saved me.
802
00:31:44,310 --> 00:31:48,103
Come on, 'cause you got
a sold-out show to go to.
803
00:31:48,172 --> 00:31:50,482
Come on.
We gotta get up outta here.
804
00:31:55,827 --> 00:31:57,551
Yeah, we do.
805
00:32:06,068 --> 00:32:09,586
both: ♪ We're goin' back
to Indiana ♪
806
00:32:09,655 --> 00:32:12,103
♪ Back to where
I started from ♪
807
00:32:12,172 --> 00:32:13,931
- Mm.
- Hey!
808
00:32:14,000 --> 00:32:17,379
- ♪ We goin' back to Indiana ♪
- ♪ Goin' back to Indiana ♪
809
00:32:17,448 --> 00:32:19,448
both: ♪ Indiana, here I come ♪
810
00:32:19,517 --> 00:32:21,172
Hey.
811
00:32:24,103 --> 00:32:25,551
What's up, Ma?
812
00:32:26,896 --> 00:32:29,241
Mildred never did
no shit like this for me.
813
00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:35,310
But I'ma put my pride
to the side and do it for you.
814
00:32:39,172 --> 00:32:41,551
Progress, my sista.
815
00:32:41,620 --> 00:32:43,448
Progress!
816
00:32:46,034 --> 00:32:47,241
What?
817
00:32:47,310 --> 00:32:49,758
Don't worry.
The money's yours.
818
00:32:49,827 --> 00:32:51,689
But I'm gonna control it.
819
00:32:51,758 --> 00:32:53,137
I'ma break you off a little wad
820
00:32:53,206 --> 00:32:54,758
here and there,
you know, to manage it.
821
00:32:54,827 --> 00:32:57,206
Plus, it'll be best
if the police catch me
822
00:32:57,275 --> 00:32:59,068
with it instead of you.
823
00:33:00,275 --> 00:33:02,931
You're so thoughtful.
824
00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:04,724
Damn,
that's all I had to do
825
00:33:04,793 --> 00:33:06,896
was give you a wad of cash
to make you love me?
826
00:33:06,965 --> 00:33:08,275
Obviously.
827
00:33:08,344 --> 00:33:10,620
Oh, you definitely
my daughter.
828
00:33:10,689 --> 00:33:14,586
- ♪ I'm goin' back
to Indiana ♪
829
00:33:14,655 --> 00:33:17,586
♪ Back to where
I started from ♪
830
00:33:19,551 --> 00:33:21,137
- ♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
831
00:33:21,206 --> 00:33:23,000
♪ And she don't
take no stuff ♪
832
00:33:23,068 --> 00:33:24,862
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
833
00:33:24,931 --> 00:33:27,034
♪ And you can't get enough ♪
834
00:33:27,103 --> 00:33:29,275
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
835
00:33:29,344 --> 00:33:31,379
♪ With a husband and kids ♪
836
00:33:31,448 --> 00:33:34,448
♪ She's a grown-ass woman ♪
837
00:33:34,517 --> 00:33:40,068
♪ And it's
"The Ms. Pat Show" ♪